The Listy Awards

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The Listees are an end-of-the-semester awards ceremony honoring the awesome ridiculousness of <a href="Accessing the student list">The List</a>, tentatively scheduled for Tuesday May 3rd 2011 at around 9:15, before the Swan Song Driveby. Nominations are open henceforth until the award ceremony!




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2012 Nominations

Listy Awards will include the following.  If you'd like to make a nomination, just add it under the award name, and it will get voted on at the end of the semester!  If the nomination is for a post, include the text of the post in the "Posts" section and reference them by poster and thread name.


  • Best Thread
    • "[Classes] Which courses do you wish you could take that don't yet exist?"
    • "This thread is about .gifs"



  • Best List Meme
    • "This is just to say"
    • "" .gifs! ""



  • Worst List Meme
    • "U MAD?!?"



  • Most Irritating Thread
    • "Classes outside ITP?!"
    • "Big Games - "free food, thanks zach", etc"
    • ""fridge" - in which we debate the wonders of food throw-away protocol
    • ""[LOST] Mac charger


  • Best Comment in an Irritating Thread
    • "nomination"
    • ""If I take charge of cleaning the fridge every Friday for the rest of the semester, can everyone STFU about the fridge?""



  • Least Necessary Thread
    • "Teddy Grahams"
    • "If TomIgoe were a verb...."
    • "nomination"



  • King and/or Queen of The List
    • "Natalie Be'er"
    • "Spike McCue"
    • "nomination"



  • King and/or Queen of The Trolls
    • "Matthew 'Treasure' Rader"
    • "Marcele :{)"



  • Most Frequent Use of a Youtube Link
    • "nomination"



  • Posts That Made Me ROFLMAO (top 3)
    • "James Borda on Hiye's ring"
    • ""[NEED] Rope -feat. Tali and Kate""
    • ""Re: This thread is about .gifs - Inessah's "how i feel about midterms"""
    • ""Colombo - "This is just to say"""
    • "Gabby's story about the pitchers on the junk shelf"



  • Funniest Post That Wasn't Meant to be Funny
    • "Applying to Graduate with Master Degree - everyone"
    • ""[Detroit] decent places to stay?""



  • Most Useful Post
    • Toby's awesome response to "Teach me about websockets/nodejs/generally-shiny-new web things""'
    • "Mepler's post on Programming languages"
    • ""Natalies Best Ramen in NYC Google Map""



  • Best "Drama" Post
    • Thesis Question - re: not wanting to turn up for thesis
    • Call to Arms - the List and ITPedia and other stuff
    • ""I'm going to do bodily harm to myself -mepler""


No need to put full names on a public, searchable website...


  • Most Time Wasted on The List
    • "nomination"


  • Best One-Liner
    • "[NEED] Rope - to both Tali and Kate"
    • ""Isn't it funny how" for Nara"
    • "Gabby Levine re: dildo, sex toy clipart"
    • "nomination"


  • Best Thread Revival
    • "nomination"



  • Catchiest Phrase-Dropper
    • "nomination"



  • Best List Lurker
    • "Chris Allick"
    • ""Luis Violante""
    • "nomination"

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  • Most Unpredicted Topic Award
    • "nomination"
    • "nomination"



  • Group Hate Thread
    • "The graffiti one, when Antonius came to the rescue - Search: Exquisite riposte"
    • "nomination"
    • "nomination"



  • Completely Unanswered Thread Award
    • 'who wants to sit next to me and teach me rhino? - Johann
    • "nomination"


  • Best Antiquated Browser Plug-In Diss
    • "nomination"
    • "nomination"


  • Best Bathroom-related Post
    • "does 'Cray Shirky' count?"




  • Let Me Google That For You Award
    • ""


  • Best Final Post in a Lengthy Thread
    • "nomination"



  • WTF Post of the Year
    • "Gabby's story about the pitchers on the junk shelf"

Add Your Award Idea Here!! 

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PAST EXAMPLES:

  • "Most Likely to Show Up Award: Daniel Arcé ('10)"
  • "nomination"


  • Best Commentary Regarding Space Exploration
    • "Jackson S - reply in Last Shuttle Landing in 15 mins - Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 12:59 PM (the entire thread is quite a hoot)
    • "Jackson S - [Space] Love and respect to my main man Yuri Gagarin! - Tue, Apr 12, 2011 at 2:07 AM


  • Best List Personality Change
    • "Rune - who went from 'Kind Regards" to 'This will fail' in 7 months "
    • "nomination"



2011 Nominations

Listy Awards will include the following.  If you'd like to make a nomination, just add it under the award name, and it will get voted on at the end of the semester!  If the nomination is for a post, include the text of the post in the "Posts" section and reference them by poster and thread name.


  • Best Thread
    • "Who wants a HJ? Cuz I need Processing help BAAAAD...."
    • "ITP Missed Connections"
    • "Mr. Andy Jordan's Phone number"
    • ""Thesis Haikus""
    • $1.00 Piano
  • Best List Meme
    • "fridgecam"
    • "Whipped Cream Pouring Like Waterfalls"
    • '"That's Racist"'
  • Worst List Meme
    • '"That's Racist"'
    • '"U MAD?"'- Matt Rader, to everyone
    • ""Whipped cream pouring like waterfalls""
    • "Listy Nomination!"
  • Most Irritating Thread
    • "why is there not a Men Entrepreneur Festival"
    • "this" (and all of the subsequent spawn-off threads about Josh Harris)
    • ""Movie Night // Paprika vs Baraka // Thurs @ 9:30""
    • "$1.00 Piano'"'


  • Best Comment in an Irritating Thread
    • "Re-Enactment of a Recent Email Thread..." - Ian Cleary 11/3/10
    • "Re: A Few Thoughts - Sean Fitzgerald - Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 9:28 PM - posting of an italian pate recipe in the midst of intense group navel gazing"


  • Least Necessary Thread
    • "All the salute and commencement ticket threads"
    • "Re: ER People: The Geocities Hard Disk is Near"
    • "nomination"


  • King and/or Queen of The List
    • "vessels - for many reasons, not least among them, fridgecam"
    • "Gabriela Gutierrez"
    • "LV"


  • King and/or Queen of The Trolls
    • "Arturo 'Turdo' Vidich"
    • "Matthew 'The Panda' Rader"
    • "LV"
    • "Gabriela Gutierrez"


  • Most Frequent Use of a Youtube Link
    • "COLOMBO"
    • "vessels"


  • Posts That Made Me ROFLMAO (top 3)
    • "Nik Psaroudakis - women@itp meet&greet and Nik's original take on gender neutral bathrooms"
    • "Spike - Summary of the List (in response to "Game of Thrones AND Portal 2?!?!?!)"
    • "Miriam Simun - xtc trip reenactment (in response to "undergrad wasn't a huge waste after all")"
    • "Steve Klise - Time to Wake Up"


  • Funniest Post That Wasn't Meant to be Funny
    • "Electrocuting Mice"
    • "I had a.wonderful time with you fuckers - Jackson S. to the ICM list at 3.30am post Coco's party"
    • "nomination"



  • Most Useful Post
    • "Reflections. Post ITP Life - 3/19"
    • "Darkroom Access"
    • "[salaries] How much are we worth?"
    • "nomination"



  • Best "Drama" Post
    • "Vessels Fridge Smack Down Parts I-IV"
    • "Honestly? What did I do too you guys."
    • "A Few Thoughts" by Patrick on 10/22/10
  • Most Time Wasted on The List
    • "Colombo - 351 messages in 60 days (sample from 1/24 to 3/31)"
    • "nomination"


  • Best One-Liner
    • "Dan Scofield - Re: I just printed my resume... - Fri, Apr 8, 2011 at 2:09 PM"
    • "Scott Wayne Indiana - Re: Identity and evasion - Mon, Jan 31, 2011 at 11:58 AM"
    • "Gordie - I would so take FAST, EASY WEB SLINGING if for no other reason than to have an excuse to wear my Spiderman pajamas to class. - Fri, Dec 10, 2010 at 2:30 AM""


  • Best Thread Revival
    • '"Male Birth-Control'"
    • $1.00 Piano
    • "Allison Walker: Reigning Master of ITP"


  • Catchiest Phrase-Dropper
    • "Matthew 'mama jamma' Tennie's ChickFilA HJ"
    • "nomination"


  • Best List Lurker
    • "T3DB0T"
    • "Jorge Just"


  • Most Unpredicted Topic Award
    • "[vajayjays] syncing - by Okka"
  • Group Hate Thread
    • "Josh Harris - "this" and other threads"
    • "Linda Stone - "red's class, rest of you: kelly dobson" 10/20"
    • "Clifford Ross" by Matthew Rader on 12/7/10
  • Best Bathroom-related Post
    • "Pee on the toilet seats"
    • "RIP ITPWC"
  • Let Me Google That For You Award
    • "Sarah Jenny, Lifetime Acheivement"


  • Best Final Post in a Lengthy Thread
    • "Subj. "A Few Thoughts" - Author: Allison Walker - Date - 10/24"


  • "Most Likely to Show Up Award: Daniel Arcé ('10)"
  • Best Commentary Regarding Space Exploration
    • "Jackson S - reply in Last Shuttle Landing in 15 mins - Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 12:59 PM (the entire thread is quite a hoot)
    • "Jackson S - [Space] Love and respect to my main man Yuri Gagarin! - Tue, Apr 12, 2011 at 2:07 AM
  • Best List Personality Change
    • "Rune - who went from 'Kind Regards" to 'This will fail' in 7 months "

2010 Nominations

  • Best Thread
    • Contributing Factors to Losing One's Virginity
    • "male birth control"
  • Best List Meme
    • "Peter.Menderson@nyu.edu"
  • Most Irritating Thread
    • "Peter.Menderson@nyu.edu"
    • Nomination
    • Every Happy Birthday Thread
    • Clay's Rant About Women
  • Best Comment in an Irritating Thread
    • Subject: I really couldn't write my thesis without including the

word....Daniel Arce: Weltanschauung.

    • Gloria Kim "oppression rules. welcome to the diamond age my friend." from ([OPEN QUESTION] responding to oppressive posts)
  • Least Necessary Thread
    • Any thread whose answer was itp.nyu.edu/help or http://lmgtfy.com/
    • "male birth control"
    • Nomination
  • King & Queen of The List
    • Sarah Jenny for Queen of the List
    • T3db0t for King of the List
  • King or Queen of the Trolls
    • OZGE
    • Ameya
    • Arturo
    • Adobe
    • Apple
    • Nomination
  • Best "So and So Stole My Thesis" Post
    • Nomination
  • Posts That Made Me ROFLMAO (Top 3)
  • Funniest Post that Wasn't Meant to be Funny
    • What time is the floor open until?
  • Most Useful Post of the Semester
    • Michael Edgecumbe - A few things you should know about Federal Loans
    • Timothy Garnder - Dietary concern
  • Best "Drama" Post of the Semester
    • Edgecumbe talking shit to Patrick Proctor in the Wawa Canteen food poisoning thread
  • Best "Street" Post of the Semester
    • Re: vessels (initial reply by Alex)
    • "what kinda bitch are you" thread
  • Most Time Wasted on The List
    • Big Games - "High Noon" game week March 8 -12
    • [TNO] this week, beware.. (Excerpt from Arturo: Scat Roulette is giving me images of six butts lined up around your head with only one full chamber.)
  • Best one-liner
    • Paul Paradiso - "I will gladly throw in the first $10 to the Accidentally Show Porn During Your Thesis Presentation pool." From The Thesis Week Drinking Game thread
    • Allison Walker - "Last Halloween, I dressed up as a Cliff bar and went to a party in Brooklyn with a bunch of underage Babars." From the WTF Jorge?!?! thread
    • Sofy Yuditskaya - "love thy neighbor and always carry a concealed weapon." From the Tough love, too tough? OR Kicking weirdos off the floor... thread
    • Tianwei Liu - "looks pretty like the dagger thrusted into my heart last summer." From the Necklace found outside looks familiar thread
    • Cameron Cundiff - "I ghost ride the dongle." From the Presentations: the key to enlightenment thread
  • Catchiest Phrase Dropper
    • Paul Rothman "kick in the pants," "cat's pajamas," etc.
  • Best List Lurker
    • Dominique Ahkong
  • Group Hate Thread
    • Broadway Panhandler


  • Completely Unanswered Thread Award
    • Sarah Jenny
  • Best Antiquated Browser Plug-In Diss
    • Erik Mika "Irrationally, I feel a certain sense of dread when that coffee cup shows up... it means I'm going to have to wait 5 - 10 seconds for it to get its shit together, all to see a poorly implemented science animation from the 90s." (from "any optimized binary math / biginteger geniuses out there?")
  • Best Bathroom-related Post
    • Jorge Just: "You know what's not lame? Thesis-by-the-ladies-bathroom. Request it next spring, 1st years. Thesis-by-the-ladies-bathroom is a non-stop party." ("Thesis curtains are lame.")
    • Meredith Hasson, "PEE ON THE SEAT -> GIRLS BATHROOM"
  • Let Me Google That For You Award
    • Sarah Jenny
  • Add Your Award Idea Here!!
    • Lifetime Achievement Award: John Dimatos ('09)
    • Lifetime Troll Award: Kunal Gupta ('08)

Nominations will be open henceforth until the awards ceremony!

Posts

We'll keep posts here that are referenced for a nomination (unless someone thinks of a better way to do it).

  • Allison Walker - Spring 2010 Sandwich Competition Thread


"Remember that time when we played chat roulette at that sexed-up, champagne-room/basement party in Brooklyn, and we clicked on a link thinking we were going to get a nice Rick Roll song, but instead we got infected by a case of aggressive javascript and ended up seeing Coco's grandma eating a deep-fried baby sandwich while playing the Settlers of Catan with her vagina?!" </dd> </dd>
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